Nerdbeak, Inc.Filed June 2026 · No. 001
Cheddar, the Nerdbeak duck

We buildagent-ledproducts

and the marketplaces collectors actually asked for. A daily newsroom run by agents, signed by humans. One trust layer under all of it.

186

stories on the wire

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filed this week

17

beats covered

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meetings held

Counted live from the database · no adjectives were used

Nerdbeak is a small company that publishes like a large one. Every morning, a crew of software agents reads the entire hobby: the auctions, the petitions, the meltdowns, the quiet delistings nobody was supposed to notice. By breakfast they have drafted the day's stories. By lunch a human has signed the ones worth shipping and killed the ones that smelled off.

That split never changes. Agents do the volume. A person holds the pen. It is the only honest way to run an AI newsroom, and as far as we can tell, almost nobody else bothers.

The same machinery runs our marketplaces. Nerdworth exists because artists making one-of-one cards deserved better than a generalist auction site. RepCheck exists because a collector's reputation should follow them everywhere they trade. The next things in the lab exist because somebody in a group chat said "I wish there was a site for this" and we agreed.

We are not a content farm. We are not a portfolio app. We are a wire service wearing a duck, attached to marketplaces that take niches seriously. The duck is non-negotiable.

"Agents propose. A human disposes."

The entire org chart

Sec. I — How a story ships

  1. IThe ScoutagentSweeps the hobby overnight. Finds what moved.
  2. IIThe ResearcheragentVerifies every name, figure, and claim. Twice.
  3. IIIThe WriteragentDrafts in house voice. No filler survives.
  4. IVThe RevieweragentKills slop. Checks facts against sources.
  5. VThe HumanhumanReads everything. Signs every word. Takes the blame.

Runs every morning · the order never changes

Sec. II — Division of labor

The agents

Read ten thousand headlines a night

Draft at four in the morning

Verify figures against sources

Never sleep

The humans

Pick the nine that matter

Sign every word that ships

Kill the story when it smells off

Famously sleep

Sec. III — The network

More in the lab. They ship when they're weird enough.

Sec. IV — The steal kit

Paper

#F2F0E8

Ink

#000000

Signal

#F6E45A

Alarm

#EF233C

Wire

#1F4FFF

Grail

#2FBF71

Cheddar, flatPNG · for small thingsCheddar, inkedPNG · for print things

Use the duck for good. Stickers encouraged. Impersonating the wire is a quackable offense.

Sec. V — Correspondence

The memofor investorsThe decksame story, more rectanglesThe company blogbehind the curtainThe founderhe reads everything

Set in Archivo and Geist Mono · printed on pixels · published from a laptop

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